I am Spook.

Once upon a time, I had long brown locks. I cut them off. This is my story.

Feb 2

Who gives a fuck about bikes.

Seriously, what moronosity. That’s right, moronosity, a word I have thusly created to describe my anger towards bikes being a ‘cool’ thing. 


Jan 31

FULHAM 4 - 0 SPURS

That is all.


Me and my brethren. 

Me and my brethren. 


Dec 26
Clint Dempsey.

What a class player. 
Always loved him when playing for us, although I nearly, nearly turned on him when he scored against England in the World-Cup..

Clint Dempsey.

What a class player. 

Always loved him when playing for us, although I nearly, nearly turned on him when he scored against England in the World-Cup..


Nothing beats a personalized gift.

And that’s exactly what I did. I sent a variety of my friends pictures of myself in the bath, covered by bubbles in a sexual manner, doing a variety of activities. See:

- Pouring Tea

- Being sultry

- Drinking Wine

Whilst wearing a fake moustache. In sepia tone. With captions. You can’t say I don’t put the effort in..

I’d put some up, but Jess has them and I don’t think anybody is even going to look at them!


Dec 25
The picture I just sent to my Mum and Sister back home. Charming. 

The picture I just sent to my Mum and Sister back home. Charming. 


Dec 24
This needs to be released so I can get my man-fingers all over it like some over 50’s with a Worthers Original.

This needs to be released so I can get my man-fingers all over it like some over 50’s with a Worthers Original.


Brains and myself as Maverick and Clarke Kent. This happened. 

Brains and myself as Maverick and Clarke Kent. This happened. 


Just found this little nugget kickin’ back on the surface of Brains’ Tumblr. 

Just found this little nugget kickin’ back on the surface of Brains’ Tumblr. 


Dec 23
And here’s a lovely photo of me and my rubbish face in the lovely singlet that Jess got me. What a load of malarky! 

And here’s a lovely photo of me and my rubbish face in the lovely singlet that Jess got me. What a load of malarky! 


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